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　　考慮加入實驗物理學行業的同學們

　　So you are considering going into experimental physics,

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　　我的大門永遠向你們敞開

　　My door is always open.

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　　另外我要再次道歉 可能我的實驗不怎么成功

　　Once again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out,

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　　但我們現在知道 你不小心把斯奈普桃汁

　　But now we know what happens when you accidentally spill

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　　掉進氦氖激光器的時候會發生什么了

　　Peach snapple into a helium neon laser.

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　　簡單來說就是

　　別這么干

　　Short answer is... don't.

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　　現在我們來介紹一下理論物理系

　　And now to tell you about the theoretical physics department

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　　有請謝爾頓·庫珀博士

　　Is dr. sheldon cooper.

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　　庫珀博士

　　Dr. cooper?

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　　別叫我

　　Forget it.

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　　稍等

　　Excuse me.

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　　謝爾頓

　　我們都商量好了

　　Sheldon, we both agreed to do this.

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　　別浪費時間

　　It's a waste of time.

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　　我還不如給一群拉布拉多狗

　　I might as well explain the laws of thermodynamics

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　　講講熱力學定律呢

　　To a bunch of labradoodles.

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　　你再不出來 我就不帶你去動漫書店

　　If you don't do this, i won't take you to the comic book store.

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　　你們好

　　Hello.

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　　順便說一句

　　你的激光器不錯

　　Nice work with the laser, by the way.

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　　看見你們朝氣蓬勃的臉龐

　　Looking out at your fresh young faces,

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　　我回想起了我決定步入學術道路的那一刻

　　I remember when I too was deciding my academic future

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　　那時我還是個卑微的研究生

　　As a lowly graduate student.

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　　忘了說

　　我14歲

　　Of course, I was 14.

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　　不過我已經取得了你們大多數人

　　And I'd already achieved more than most of you

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　　望塵莫及的成就

　　雖然我九點上床

　　Could ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime.

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　　現在

　　這個屋子里可能有一兩個人

　　Now, there may be one or two of you in this room

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　　具備學好理論物理學的基本素質

　　Who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics.

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　　即使可能你們學成了之后

　　Although, it's more likely that you'll spend

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　　只是拿來教五年級的小學生

　　Your scientific careers teaching fifth graders

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　　要做一個紙殼模型火山

　　How to make papier mache volcanoes

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　　要怎么使用碳酸氫鈉火山巖

　　with baking soda lava.

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　　感謝老天

　　Oh, good god.

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　　簡單來說

　　In short--

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　　如果誰告訴你們你們有朝一日

　　Any one who told you that you would someday be able

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　　能在物理學上有所建樹

　　To make any significant contribution to physics,

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　　那完全是個殘忍的笑話

　　太殘忍了

　　Played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed.

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　　有問題嗎

　　Any questions?

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　　當然沒有

　　Of course not.

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　　我為科學的未來流淚

　　I weep for the future of science.

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　　現在請允許我失陪了 新一期蝙蝠俠出版了

　　Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of batman is out.

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　　走吧

　　萊納德

　　Come, leonard.

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　　現在看來

　　那個激光器實驗還不錯吧

　　Laser demonstration's looking pretty good now, huh?

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　　我喜歡每年的這個時候

　　I love this time of the year.

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　　落葉漫天飛舞 秋高氣爽

　　The leaves are turning, there's a bracing chill in the air.

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　　還有

　　校園里一整群女生

　　Plus there's a whole new crop of female grad students

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　　開始長剛剛好的秋膘

　　About to put on just enough winter weight

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　　讓她們看起來既寒酸又易推倒

　　To make them needy and vulnerable.

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　　就是這樣

　　寶貝

　　再來一份奶酪餅

　　That's right, honey, have another calzone.

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　　爸爸等著你

　　Daddy can wait.

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　　大學里沒有規定 不能和研究生約會嗎

　　Isn't there a university policy against dating graduate students?

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　　沒有

　　只要你搭得上訕

　　你就可以約一個

　　No, if you can talk to them, you can ask them out.

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　　媽的

　　陷阱真是無處不在

　　Damn, there's always a catch.

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　　你們好

　　Hey, guys.

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　　你好

　　萊斯利

　　Hey, leslie.

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　　傻蛋

　　我聽說你昨晚把一個研究生惡心吐了

　　So, dumbass, I heard you made a grad student throw up last night.

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　　事實才是伸到那些喜歡道聽途說者的嗓子眼里

　　The truth can indeed be a finger down the throat

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　　讓你嘔吐的那根手指頭

　　Of those unprepared to hear it.

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　　不過我干嘛要跟二流智商的人解釋這些呢

　　But why should I cater to second-rate minds?

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　　因為一流智商的人叫你傻蛋

　　Because first-rate minds call you "dumbass"?

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　　是嗎

　　噢

　　Oh, yeah? well...

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　　你這個人真刻薄

　　You're a mean person.

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　　打擾了

　　庫珀博士

　　Excuse me, dr. cooper,

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　　我是拉蒙娜·諾維茨基

　　I'm ramona nowitzki.

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　　我昨晚上旁聽了你的講話

　　I was at your talk last night.

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　　我覺得你實在是個天才

　　I think you're just brilliant.

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　　大家都這么認為

　　That is the prevailing opinion.

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　　我現在確實要吐了

　　Oh, now I'm gonna throw up.

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　　霍華德·沃羅威茨

　　工程系

　　Howard wolowitz, department of engineering,

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　　國際空間站廢液處理系統的 設計師之一

　　Co-designer of the international space station's liquid waste disposal system.

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　　沒興趣

　　Ew.

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　　庫珀博士

　　你發表的每一篇文章我都讀過

　　Dr. cooper, I've read everything you've published.

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　　我尤其贊成你那篇如何取得

　　I especially liked your paper on grand unification

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　　線形網狀聚合物的大統一理論的論文

　　Using string-network condensates

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　　我很好奇你是怎么發現

　　And were wondering how you determined

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　　三維線形網能夠形成一張圖

　　That three-dimensional string-nets provided

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　　同時涵蓋費米子 和定量波色子的

　　A unified picture of fermions and gauge bosons?

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　　奇跡啊

　　一只有智慧的拉布拉多犬

　　Amazing, an intelligent labradoodle.

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　　你可以叫我伍夫

　　Woof.

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　　事實是我馬上就能突破

　　The fact is I'm quite close to a breakthrough

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　　中微子如何從線形網聚合物中顯形 這一難題了

　　In showing how neutrinos emerge from a string-net condensate.

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　　天啊

　　那我們看物理學宇宙的方式 就徹底改變了

　　Oh, my god, that would change the way we view the entire physical universe.

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　　我就是在做這個

　　It's what I do.

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　　其實

　　我們的平斯金-沃羅威茨 廢液處理系統

　　You know, the pishkin-wolowitz liquid waste disposal system

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　　也震動了一些人

　　Is turning a few heads as well.

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　　再說一次

　　沒興趣

　　Again, ew.

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　　我還想聽聽 你打算如何增加中微子

　　You know, I'd love to hear more about how you intend to add neutrinos.

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　　我們什么時候一起喝杯咖啡好嗎

　　Could we get a cup of coffee sometime?

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　　我不喝咖啡

　　I don't drink coffee.

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　　我喝

　　愛我

　　就請我喝一杯喬

　　I do. I love me a cup of joe.

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　　那

　　不一定要喝咖啡

　　Well, it doesn't have to be coffee.

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