生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕5

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第五集

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　　我只是想說

　　一部像樣的《綠巨人》

　　All I'm saying is, if they took all the money they spent

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　　讓電影公司砸了不少錢

　　trying to make a decent Hulk movie,

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　　他們完全可以拿這筆錢

　　造一個真正的綠巨人出來

　　they could probably just make an actual Hulk.

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　　這觀點真是聰明又有趣

　　That is apt and amusing.

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　　我應該跟艾米·菲拉·福勒分享

　　I think I shall share that with Amy Farrah Fowler.

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　　她一定會欣賞你的妙語連珠

　　She'll appreciate the witticism.

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　　不敢當

　　Thank you.

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　　這同時也能改善你在她心目中的最初印象

　　It'll also help improve her initial impression of you.

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　　你們倆最近如何

　　So what's going on with you two?

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　　狀態一直維持不變

　　Well, the status is as it always was.

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　　她是位女生

　　她也是位朋友

　　She's a girl. She's a friend.

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　　但她不是我的

　　She is not my--

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　　請原諒我做這個動作

　　please forgive me for doing this--

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　　"女朋友"

　　"Girlfriend."

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　　好吧

　　好吧

　　Right, right.

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　　所以你們一直保持在發短信和發郵件的階段嗎

　　So you're still just texting and emailing?

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　　你難道一點也不想跟她呆在一起嗎

　　比如

　　You don't feel any need to hang out with her, you know--

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　　呆在一個房間也好啊

　　be in the same room?

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　　萊納德

　　你是我最好的朋友

　　Leonard, you are my best friend.

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　　我認識你整整七年了

　　I've known you for seven years,

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　　而我卻還難以忍受

　　咱倆同坐在一個沙發上這個事實

　　and I can barely tolerate sitting on the couch with you.

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　　你就可以想象得到

　　Imagine my attitude regarding

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　　我對與艾米·菲拉·福勒長時間身體接觸的態度了

　　prolonged physical proximity to Amy Farrah Fowler.

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　　明白了

　　Got it.

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　　我感覺你有意見

　　I sense judgment on your part.

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　　沒有

　　哪有

　　No, no.

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　　或許有那么一點兒吧

　　Maybe a little.

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　　我可以認為你的批評是基于嫉妒嗎

　　May I suggest that your criticism is based on jealousy.

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　　嫉妒

　　有什么值得讓我嫉妒的

　　Jealousy? What do I have to be jealous of?

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　　我與一位女性有一段運行良好且令人滿意的關系

　　I have a functioning and satisfying relationship with a female.

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　　而你沒有

　　You have none.

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　　被你說中了

　　Oh, right. That.

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　　嫉妒是一個丑陋的

　　眼發綠光的怪物

　　Jealousy is an ugly green-eyed monster--

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　　跟綠巨人浩克一樣

　　not unlike the Hulk--

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　　隨便說一下

　　人家也是有女朋友的

　　who, by the way, also has a girlfriend.

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　　在這段重播里

　　妮弗·康納利

　　In this iteration, Jennifer Connelly,

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　　或許你記得的版本是《美麗心靈》里

　　whom you may recall as the girlfriend of Russell Crowe

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　　羅素·克洛的女朋友

　　in A Beautiful Mind,

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　　說不定都和綠巨人共赴巫山了

　　a feel-good romp if there ever was one.

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　　我才沒有嫉妒

　　I'm not jealous.

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　　萊納德一點兒也不嫉妒

　　Leonard not jealous.

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　　我剛想到一件事

　　You know, it just occurred to me,

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　　如果存在千萬個平行宇宙

　　if there are an infinite number of parallel universes,

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　　在其中的一個

　　那里很可能有一位謝爾頓

　　in one of them, there's probably a Sheldon

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　　他根本不相信有平行宇宙的存在

　　who doesn't believe parallel universes exist.

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　　很可能

　　你的重點是什么

　　Probably. What's your point?

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　　沒重點

　　No point.

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　　這只是讓千萬個我中的某我

　　It's just one of the things

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　　發笑的理由之一

　　that makes one of the mes chuckle.

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　　萊納德

　　什么事會讓你發笑

　　What makes you chuckle, Leonard?

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　　最近嗎

　　Hmm, recently?

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　　不是很多

　　Not much.

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　　是因為那場爭端嗎

　　起因于

　　Is it because of the conflict that arises

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　　你極其需要與一個女人建立對偶關系

　　from your desperate need to pair-bond with a woman,

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　　而顯然所有的女性做出的決定

　　and the apparent collective decision of all womankind

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　　都是否決了你

　　to deny you that opportunity?

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　　呃

　　Um...

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　　你還是把嘴閉上吧

　　Shut up.

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　　當我爺爺過世之后

　　You know, when my grandfather died,

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　　剩奶奶獨自一人

　　我媽媽就安排

　　and Meemaw was alone, my mom arranged for her

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　　讓她一周去三次活動中心

　　to visit a center three times a week

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　　在那里

　　她可以與同樣孤獨的人交流

　　where she could socialize with other lonely people.

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　　這個安排非常好

　　It's very nice.

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　　他們討論時事

　　玩橋牌

　　吃熱乎乎的飯

　　They discuss current events, play bridge, get a hot meal.

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　　聽起來不錯

　　That sounds lovely.

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　　如果你喜歡玩橋牌的話

　　It is if you like bridge.

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　　你喜歡玩橋牌嗎

　　萊納德

　　Do you like bridge, Leonard?

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　　謝爾頓

　　我只是現在沒有人約會而已

　　Sheldon, I'm just not dating someone right now.

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　　不用把我送到老年活動中心吧

　　I don't need to go to a senior center.

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　　奶奶一開始也是拒絕

　　但后來她欲罷不能

　　Meemaw resisted at first, but now she loves it.

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　　好

　　如果我最近還沒碰到合適的人

　　Fine. If I don't meet someone soon,

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　　你就把我送去養老院得了

　　you can put me in a home.

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　　那不是養老院

　　It's not a home.

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　　是老年人活動中心

　　It's a senior center.

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　　我們絕不會把奶奶送到養老院

　　We'd never put Meemaw in a home!

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　　嗨

　　大家好啊

　　Hey, guys.

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　　-嗨

　　-嗨

　　- Hey.

　　- Hey.

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　　我屈服于社交的壓力

　　跟你們打聲招呼吧

　　All right, I'll bow to social pressure: Hey!

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　　抱歉

　　我女朋友伯納黛特打來的

　　Excuse me. That's my girlfriend, Bernadette.

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　　我給她設了專門的鈴聲

　　I assigned her her own ringtone--

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　　用的“四頂尖”唱的《伯納黛特》

　　"Bernadette," By The Four Tops.

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　　伯納黛特

　　你好啊

　　Hello, Bernadette.

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　　我給他打電話時

　　鈴聲是"褐眼女孩"

　　When I call him, his phone plays "Brown Eyed Girl."

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　　現在回想起來

　　好像不是那么好了

　　Which, now that I think about it, is not so good.

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　　你應該意識到

　　他是在炫耀他有女朋友而咱們沒有

　　You realize he's just rubbing our noses in the fact