生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕20

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　　有問題嗎

　　Problem?

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　　-這是泰國菜

　　-又來了

　　- This is Thai food. - Here we go.

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　　我們周四不吃泰國菜

　　We don't have Thai food on thursday.

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　　我們吃批薩

　　We have pizza on thursday.

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　　對

　　但我們說過每月第三個星期四

　　Yes, but we all agreed that the third thursday

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　　是一切皆有可能的星期四

　　At every month would be anything can happen thursday.

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　　顯然沒有滿足我的消化系統要求

　　Well, apparently that you didn't reach my digestive system

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　　在一切皆有可能的星期四

　　which when startle has its own version

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　　也有自己的要求

　　On anything can happen thursday.

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　　拜托

　　一切皆有可能的星期四

　　Come on, the whole idea hehind anything can happen thursday

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　　它的含義是擺脫近期的刻板生活

　　Is to get out this rut we've been in lately.

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　　刻板

　　你是說連貫性吧

　　Rut? i think you mean consistency.

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　　如果要廢除這個

　　And if we're going to abandon that,

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　　那干嘛要叫它星期四

　　Then why even call it thursday?

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　　直接稱為狂口日

　　Let's call it quorncle day,

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　　分為29小時17分鐘

　　And divide it into 29 hours and 17 minutes a piece,

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　　殺雞宰羊來慶祝 感謝萬能的刻板之主

　　And celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god rut.

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　　我同意殺雞宰羊

　　I can go for some goat.

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　　謝爾頓

　　我們說好今晚做點改變

　　Seldon, we agreed we do something different tonight.

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　　好啊

　　All right.

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　　我們去漫畫書店吧

　　Let's go to the comic book store.

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　　我們昨晚就去過了

　　We went to the comic book store last night.

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　　昨天是星期三

　　Last night was Wednesday

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　　星期三是漫畫之夜

　　Wednesday is comic book night

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　　今天去就是周四去啦

　　Tonight we will be going on Thursday

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　　因為今天是一切皆有可能的星期四

　　Because it is Anything Can Happen Thursday

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　　何必出去

　　Rather then get outside,

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　　在飯盒面前拜神啊

　　謝爾頓

　　But praise right up against the box, Sheldon.

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　　我們今晚到底干什么

　　So what are we gonna do tonight?

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　　聽我的建議吧

　　If I may profer a suggestion

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　　在這個國家廣袤的土地上林立著無數個酒吧

　　in bars, all across this great nation

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　　我們的周四應該是美女之夜

　　Our Thursday night is Ladies' Night

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　　到了晚上我們就衣冠楚楚傾巢出動

　　Which means as the evening progresses we will get better looking

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　　99分一杯的瑪格麗特

　　99 cent margaritas

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　　還有買一送一的果子凍飲料

　　and two-for-one jello shot

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　　拜托

　　霍華德

　　Come on Howard,

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　　我們在酒吧泡妞的成功率幾乎為零

　　The odds of us picking up girls at bar is practically zero

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　　你聽過德瑞克方程式么

　　ok, Really, are you familiar the Drake equation

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　　那個用來估算 與外星人接觸的概率

　　The one that estimates the odds making contact with the extraterrestrials

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　　通過計算逐步增加的

　　By calculating the product of increasing

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　　一系列分數值的乘積

　　restricted

　　series of fractional value

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　　比如具有行星的星系

　　such as external planet

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　　或者有生命存在的行星

　　and the planet likely to develop life

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　　N=R*Fp*Ne*Fl*Fi*Fc*L

　　N=R*Fp*Ne*Fl*Fi*Fc*L

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　　對

　　就是那個

　　Yeah, That one.

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　　你可以通過把

　　you can modify it to calculate our chance of having sex

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　　數據改成洛城單身女人的數量和

　　by changing the formula to use the number of single women in LA

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　　通過沃羅威茨系數計算出來天仙妹妹數量

　　and the number of those i find attractive

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　　用來計算我們有愛可做的概率

　　by what i call the wolowitz coefficient

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　　沃羅威茨系數?

　　The wolowitz coefficient?

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　　欲望*次數*壓力的平方

　　needing us times stress size square

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　　計數來看

　　counting the numbers i come

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　　我周圍40英里范圍內有5812個潛在性伙伴

　　up with conservative 5812 potential sex partners within a 40miles radius

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　　你開玩笑吧

　　you're joking.

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　　我是個性饑渴的工程師

　　萊納德

　　i am a horny engineer leonard.

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　　我從不拿數學和性開玩笑

　　i never joke about math or sex.

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　　那還等什么

　　俺們快去釣馬子

　　what are we waiting for? lets bounce bitches.

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　　你說得對

　　oh, you're right.

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　　今天是一切皆有可能的星期四

　　it's anything can happen thursday

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　　大家去酒吧美眉

　　let's hit the club and meet hot women.

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　　太對了

　　看好女兒哦

　　here we go, lock up your daughter.

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　　不然我們上完可不買賬哦

　　we're going to hit them and quit them.

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　　還是吃完東西去漫畫書店吧

　　or we can finish eating and then go to the comic book store.

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　　也是個好主意

　　also a good plan.

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　　好吧

　　但下個一切皆有可能的星期四

　　all right. but next anything can happen on thursday.

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　　我們一定要去酒吧

　　we ll definitely go into a bar

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　　當然了

　　Absolutely.

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　　聽見沒有

　　美女們

　　我們遲早會臨幸你們的

　　You heard that ladies night, ladies we are eventually coming for you.

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　　有意思

　　Fascinating.

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　　伙計們

　　去哪兒

　　Oh Hey Guys, Where are you heading?

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　　漫畫書店

　　To the comic bookstore.

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　　你可能在想

　　星期三去漫畫書店

　　You are probably thinking the comic bookstore on a Thursday

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　　明明要掉到兔子洞

　　怎么就變成迷幻世界了

　　Why falling down the rabbit hole and into a land of magnet.

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　　如果你沒有聽懂的話

　　If you've failed to take into account Penny

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　　今天是一切皆有可能的星期四

　　This is anything-can-happen-Thursday

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　　被你說對了

　　You got me.

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　　你們能不能幫我挑幾本漫畫

　　Oh hey, while you are there could you pick me up a few comics

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　　給我外甥當生日禮物

　　for my nephew's birthday?

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　　你說的是漫畫書吧

　　No, I think you mean comic books

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　　漫畫只是蒼白無力的幽默

　　comics are feeble attempts humor featuring

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　　搞些說話的小人兒

　　擬人的寵物

　　talking babies and anthropomorphized pets

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　　舊時有個樂觀的名字叫"開心一刻"

　　found traditionally in the optimistically named funny pages.

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　　萊納德能不能幫我挑幾本漫畫

　　Leonard can you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday?

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　　好啊

　　他愛看什么

　　Sure what does he like?

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　　不曉得

　　他才13歲

　　隨便挑吧

　　I don't know. he is thirteen, just pick out anything.

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　　隨便挑?

　　Just pick out anything?

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　　說不定我們能在不知道尺碼的情況下

　　May be the same time we can pick out a new suit for him

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　　給他挑一套新衣服

　　without knowing his size.

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　　或者在不知道他職業傾向的情況下

　　or pick out his career form

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　　給他挑一份工作申請表

　　without knowing his aptitude.

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　　又或者在不知道他膳食纖維需求的情況下

　　or pick out his breakfast cereal

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