爆笑口語：4歲男孩打911求救數(shù)學(xué)題!
A boy calls 911 to get help with is math homework.
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
接線員：911專線。
男孩：我需要一些幫助。
Operator: Whats the matter?
Boy: With my math.
接線員：出了什么事情?
小男孩：我的數(shù)學(xué)。
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
接線員：你的嘴巴?
小男孩：不是，是我的數(shù)學(xué)，我必須做數(shù)學(xué)題，你能幫我嗎?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
接線員：當(dāng)然，你住在哪里?
小男孩：不是，是我的數(shù)學(xué)。
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
接線員：是的，我知道，那你住在哪里呢?
小男孩：不是，我想讓你在電話里告訴我。
Operator: No I cant do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
接線員：不行，我不能這么做，我可以讓別人去幫你。
小男孩：好的。
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
接線員：你需要人幫忙的是什么樣的數(shù)學(xué)題?
小男孩：我要做減法。
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
接線員：哦，你要做減法。
小男孩：對(duì)。
Operator: Alright, whats the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
接線員：好的，什么題?
小男孩：嗯，你一定要幫我做數(shù)學(xué)題。
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
接線員：好的，告訴我是什么題。
小男孩：好，16，減去8，是多少?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Boy: I dont know, 1.
接線員：你先說你覺得是多少?
小男孩：不知道，1?
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: Im only 4.
接線員：不對(duì)，你多大了?
小男孩：只有4歲。
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
接線員：4歲?
小男孩：對(duì)。
Operator: Whats another problem, that was a tough one.
Boy: Um, oh heres one. 5 take away 5.
接線員：另外一道是什么題?這道太難了。
小男孩：嗯，哦，這還有一道，5減5。
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
接線員：5減5，你覺得是多少?
小男孩：5。
Woman: Johnny what do you think youre doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
女人：約翰尼你在做什么?!
小男孩：警察叔叔在幫我做數(shù)學(xué)題。
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: Its the mother
女人：我告訴過你什么了?
接線員：是他媽媽
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didnt mean the police.
男孩：你說要是我需要幫忙就打電話給別人。
女人：我沒說你可以找警察!
A boy calls 911 to get help with is math homework.
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
接線員：911專線。
男孩：我需要一些幫助。
Operator: Whats the matter?
Boy: With my math.
接線員：出了什么事情?
小男孩：我的數(shù)學(xué)。
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
接線員：你的嘴巴?
小男孩：不是，是我的數(shù)學(xué)，我必須做數(shù)學(xué)題，你能幫我嗎?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
接線員：當(dāng)然，你住在哪里?
小男孩：不是，是我的數(shù)學(xué)。
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
接線員：是的，我知道，那你住在哪里呢?
小男孩：不是，我想讓你在電話里告訴我。
Operator: No I cant do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
接線員：不行，我不能這么做，我可以讓別人去幫你。
小男孩：好的。
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
接線員：你需要人幫忙的是什么樣的數(shù)學(xué)題?
小男孩：我要做減法。
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
接線員：哦，你要做減法。
小男孩：對(duì)。
Operator: Alright, whats the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
接線員：好的，什么題?
小男孩：嗯，你一定要幫我做數(shù)學(xué)題。
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
接線員：好的，告訴我是什么題。
小男孩：好，16，減去8，是多少?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Boy: I dont know, 1.
接線員：你先說你覺得是多少?
小男孩：不知道，1?
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: Im only 4.
接線員：不對(duì)，你多大了?
小男孩：只有4歲。
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
接線員：4歲?
小男孩：對(duì)。
Operator: Whats another problem, that was a tough one.
Boy: Um, oh heres one. 5 take away 5.
接線員：另外一道是什么題?這道太難了。
小男孩：嗯，哦，這還有一道，5減5。
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
接線員：5減5，你覺得是多少?
小男孩：5。
Woman: Johnny what do you think youre doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
女人：約翰尼你在做什么?!
小男孩：警察叔叔在幫我做數(shù)學(xué)題。
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: Its the mother
女人：我告訴過你什么了?
接線員：是他媽媽
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didnt mean the police.
男孩：你說要是我需要幫忙就打電話給別人。
女人：我沒說你可以找警察!
