生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕1

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　　《生活大爆炸》前情回顧

　　Previously on The Big Bang Theory...

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　　我和萊納德

　　沃羅威茨

　　庫薩帕里

　　I am going to the Arctic Circle

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　　要去北極圈

　　with Leonard, Walowitz, and Koothrappali.

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　　-去三個月

　　-沒錯

　　- For three months?

　　- Yes.

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　　你說會想我是什么意思

　　What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me?

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　　意思是我不想你走

　　It means I wish you weren't going.

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　　[三個月后]

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　　謝天謝地

　　到家了

　　Oh, thank God we're home.

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　　難以置信我們在那冰冷的地獄呆了3個月

　　I can't believe we spent three months in that frozen hell.

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　　簡直就是個噩夢

　　It was like a snowy nightmare

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　　夢里漫天飛雪

　　而又無法醒來

　　from which there was no awakening.

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　　我不知道你們對北極考察的感想

　　I don't know what Arctic expedition you guys were on,

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　　我只覺得意猶未盡

　　but I thought it was a hoot and a half.

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　　你好

　　媽媽

　　Oh, hi, Mom.

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　　不

　　我說了

　　到家了再打電話給你

　　No, I told you I'd call you when I got home.

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　　我還沒到家呢

　　I'm not home yet.

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　　行了

　　到家了

　　All right, I'm home.

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　　北極考察非常成功

　　The Arctic expedition was a remarkable success.

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　　說不定我將來能得一個諾貝爾獎

　　I'm all but certain there's a Nobel Prize in my future.

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　　其實

　　不應該這樣說

　　Actually, I shouldn't say that.

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　　我完全確定能得

　　I'm entirely certain.

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　　不

　　媽媽

　　我感覺不到

　　No, Mother, I could not feel

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　　你的教會小組為我祈禱平安

　　your church group praying for my safty.

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　　就算我平安回家也不證明祈禱有效

　　The fact that I'm home safe does not prove that it worked.

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　　這個邏輯完全是個謬誤

　　The logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc.

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　　不

　　我沒有用愛斯基摩口吻跟你頂嘴

　　No, I'm not sassing you in Eskimo talk.

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　　我去告訴佩妮我們回來了

　　I'm gonna go let Penny know we're back.

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　　媽媽

　　我得掛了

　　Mother, I have to go.

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　　愛你

　　拜

　　Yeah, love you. Bye.

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　　好啊

　　老朋友

　　Hello, old friend.

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　　爹爹回來了

　　Daddy's home.

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　　萊納德

　　你回來啦

　　Leonard, you're back.

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　　對

　　我過來跟你說...

　　Yeah. I just stopped by to say-- hmph!

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　　-嗨

　　-嗨

　　- Yeah. So, hi.

　　- Hi.

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　　媽的

　　早知道我先來說我們回來了

　　Damn it, I should have gone over and told her we were back.

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　　就是

　　先到先得嘛

　　Yeah, it was first-come, first-serve.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第一集

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　　先跟你們倆聲明

　　I just want you both to know,

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　　等我發表我的發現時

　　When I publish my findings,

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　　我不會忘記你們的付出的

　　I won't forget your contributions.

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　　-太好了

　　-謝謝

　　- Great.

　　- Thanks.

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　　但在諾貝爾領獎感言中不能提及你們

　　Of course, I can't mention you in my Nobel acceptance speech,

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　　不過寫傳記時

　　but when I get around to writing my memoirs,

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　　我會在注腳上提到你們

　　you can expect a very effusive footnote

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　　或者給你們一本我簽名的傳記

　　and perhaps a signed copy.

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　　我們得告訴他

　　We have to tell him.

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　　告訴我什么

　　Tell me what?

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　　該死的瓦肯聽力[星際迷航]

　　Damn his Vulcan hearing.

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　　你們打算給我辦派對

　　是吧

　　You fellows are planning a party for me, aren't you?

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　　謝爾頓

　　坐

　　Okay, Sheldon, sit down.

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　　如果要搞主題派對的話

　　先告訴你們

　　If there's going to be a theme I should let you know

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　　我不喜歡夏威夷式

　　羅馬式和"海底式"

　　that I don't care for luau, toga or "under the sea."

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　　我們會記在心里

　　Yeah, we'll keep that in mind. Look...

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　　我們想談談在北極發生的一些事

　　We need to talk to you about something that happened at the North Pole.

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　　如果是說沒有暖氣那晚的事

　　If this is about the night the heat went out,

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　　沒什么好害臊的

　　there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

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　　不是那件事

　　It's not about that.

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　　我們說好不再提這個

　　And we agreed never speak of it again.

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　　不就是一起裸睡嘛

　　So we slept together naked.

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　　這只是以防體溫驟降而已

　　It was only to keep our core body temperatures from plummeting.

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　　他還真說上了

　　He's speaking about it.

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　　對我覺得

　　這可以促進我們的感情

　　For me, it was a bonding moment.

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　　謝爾頓

　　你還記得開始幾周

　　Sheldon, you remember the first few weeks

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　　我們在探測磁單極子

　　We were looking for magnetic monopoles

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　　結果一無所獲

　　And not finding anything and you were acting

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　　你變成面目可憎的大JJ霸主嗎

　　like an obnoxious, giant dictator?

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　　我以為要婉轉點跟他說呢

　　thought we were going to be gentle with him.

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　　所以我才加了霸主

　　That's why I added the "tator."

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　　接著終于測出一些可用數據時

　　And then when we finally got our first positive data,

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　　你多高興啊

　　you were so happy.

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　　是啊

　　Oh, yes.

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　　用表情字符表達就是：D[笑臉]

　　In the world of emoticons, I was colon, capital "D."

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　　其實

　　你的儀器偵測的數據

　　Well, in actuality, what your equipment detected

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　　不是范式轉變單極子的證據

　　wasn't so much evidence of paradigm-shifting monopoles

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　　那是...

　　as it was...

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　　電動開罐刀具的靜電

　　static from the electric can opener

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　　我們在不停開關

　　we were turning on and off.

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　　他的表情一下變成了：O[驚訝]

　　He just went colon, capital "O."

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　　你們篡改了我的實驗

　　You tampered with my experiment?

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　　我們別無選擇

　　We had to.

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　　只有這樣

　　It was the only way to keep you

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　　你才不會變成狄更斯專家（混蛋JJ）

　　from being such a huge Dickensian.

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　　懂嗎

　　我加了專家

　　You see that? I add the "ensian."

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　　萊納德知道嗎

　　Did Leonard know abouthis?

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　　他是我最好的朋友

　　Leonard's my best friend in the world.

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　　他肯定不知道

　　Surely Leonard didn't know.

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　　其實

　　這是他的主意

　　Actually, it was his idea.

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　　當然是萊納德

　　試驗計劃是他制定的

　　Of course it was. The whole plan weeks of Leonard.

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　　-我好想你

　　-我也好想你

　　- I missed you so much.

　　- I missed you, too

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　　你不在

　　我都沒想其他人

　　I couldn't even think of anyone else while you were gone.

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　　我也是

　　Me, neither.

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